Disclaimer: KTCJD belongs to Aqua! ::points:: ~.^ ~~Forever3330~~ ^.~

Why I’m Evil~~A KTCJD Fanfic
By Forever3330

I am the smartest evil plotter in the entire world. Yes, I am.
I try to kill a dragon. She’s small, harmless, but utterly annoying because she takes attention away from ME. The star of this whole gig. Remember? The title should have MY name in it, not HERS!
I ruin others’ belongings. Especially the strange girl who has un-human like hair.
I also happen to be a cat.
So when you hear a ‘mrew’, Melanie and Kay, run…
Run and hide!
MUWAHAHAHA!
“Mr. Sprinkles!” Uh oh. Andrea alert. Pick up, hug, squish.
“Agh! The evil cat!” Grr. Leg warmers girl. Must…scratch…legwarmers!
Andrea won’t let go.
Why am I evil, you ask?
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I think I was born that way, or elves brainwashed me. I’m not really sure. Maybe it’s because I can’t breathe right now…NO ONE will squeeze me to death or take Andrea away from me when I rule the world!!!!
MUWHAHAHA!
Oh! Yarn!
Owari!

Note: O.o; That was a little weird. I’ll write another soon, about Melanie! Yay!